Archive for the Video Category

Inky and Blinky and Pinky and Stinky and Tinky-Winky

Posted by Ashens on July 22, 2010 at 22:42 pm

I played an eighties board game version of Pac-Man with Guru Larry. We filmed it. It’s a funny old world.

We filmed this on the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man’s release. Spookily, it was a complete coincidence – neither of us were actually aware of the milestone until a few days later. It’s a funny old world.

Editing this video made me want to get out my board game version of Berzerk which I’ve never actually played. But it’s currently on top of a cabinet under Game Of The Year, Scoop, Noteability, Pictionary, You Be The Judge, Addictionary, Totopoly, Game of Games, Scrabble, Star Wars Monopoly and an ornate chess set I bought in Venice. So I couldn’t be bothered. It’s a funny old world.

Also! Here’s a slightly different version of the video from TGWTG. This has some rather unsophisticated “noddies” edited in. It’s a funny old world.

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What’s the time, Mister Sweaty Monkey?

Posted by Ashens on July 17, 2010 at 22:49 pm

Ever wanted to make your voice sound odd whilst looking at a confusing watch? I do hope so:

And before you e-mail me, look at this – It’s a link to where I got the watch! (And here’s the voice changer. And here’s a photo of a statue of Billy Bluelight.)

Filed Under: Review, Video

iPhone goes forth

Posted by Ashens on June 25, 2010 at 00:53 am

iPhone 4! First I queued for hours to get one. Then I put together a video as quickly as I could on an extremely hot day. Fun!*

Anyway, here’s a quick look at the new hardware features. And don’t worry – this video has been certified 100% FaceTime free by the League Against Unsettling Software Names.

*This is a lie

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There’s no action left in these figures

Posted by Ashens on June 12, 2010 at 20:37 pm

More cheapo figures? You betcha:

My plan is now to incorporate future crap-o-figures into Poundland Specials. (Unless I find a rich vein of particularly amusing ones somewhere.)

Filed Under: Review, Video

Go figure

Posted by Ashens on June 8, 2010 at 00:45 am

All children need something to play with. Something to stimulate their imagination. Like brittle plastic figurines with distorted faces.

Many thanks to super-duper Harry Partridge who not only provided the toys and extra review footage, but also let me be unfairly disparaging in the name of comedy. (He sent the toys in a really nice box too. A proper parcel box thing that folds down flat.)

Filed Under: Review, Video

Bank Holiday Special

Posted by Ashens on May 31, 2010 at 20:45 pm

Someone sent me an iPad. So I reviewed it. Yes.

I took over an hour of footage, which I planned to edit down to about 15 minutes. But in one of my increasingly common moments of madness I decided to make a giant edit containing all the footage that makes sense chronologically. So, here in YouTube-o-Vision (and heavily interlaced due to camcorder problems) I present almost an hour of iPad ramblings in three parts!

In case you’re wondering, I put the iPad on eBay. I thought it would be a good choice as they both have their capitals put back to the second letter. And indeed it was – I sold it for the full retail value within two hours of it going up. The oven I’m getting is a Beko DVC663. Good times.

Filed Under: Review, Video

Those weren’t the days

Posted by Ashens on May 15, 2010 at 12:33 pm

In news sure to confound the learned gentry, my YouTube channel has reached the dizzy heights of 75,000 subscribers. In celebration I’ve released my first ever video review!

(This was loosely based on something I saw at school as a teenager. It was some kind of early silent drama which never quite gave you long enough to read the bloody captions, making the whole thing an irritating mess.)

Filed Under: Parody, Video

Well Lar Dee Dah

Posted by Ashens on April 17, 2010 at 22:33 pm

Two firsts today – I review an iPhone app and I actually really like the thing I’m reviewing!

Apologies for the slight distortion in the sound, which is mainly due to my own stupidity.

EDIT-ME-DO: Lots of people have requested an MP3 of ‘Aqful’, presumably as they are mad. If you are so inclined it can be found simply by clicking this text.

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