Whoever you vote for, the Government always gets in
Posted by Ashens on May 5, 2010 at 16:28 pm
Filed Under: Parody
Not as good as T & A
Posted by Ashens on April 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Time to answer some questions that people keep digitally firing into my virtual face!
Also! New Tech Dump should be online soon. Yes? Yes.
Filed Under: Uncategorized
Well Lar Dee Dah
Posted by Ashens on April 17, 2010 at 22:33 pm
Two firsts today – I review an iPhone app and I actually really like the thing I’m reviewing!
Apologies for the slight distortion in the sound, which is mainly due to my own stupidity.
EDIT-ME-DO: Lots of people have requested an MP3 of ‘Aqful’, presumably as they are mad. If you are so inclined it can be found simply by clicking this text.
Who’re you not gonna call?
Posted by Ashens on April 11, 2010 at 13:52 pm
Time for more Poundland tat. Must be full moon or something.
Blode and the Giant Bee is referenced in the video – check it out here if you’re interested. (Terrifying to think that must be 8 years old or something by now.)
Two new Tech Dump episodes are coming soon. I SWEAR.
There must be an angel playing with my dust
Posted by Ashens on April 3, 2010 at 23:58 pm
Have you always wanted a child’s toy named after the infamously dangerous hallucinogen phencyclidine? Well good news – POP Stations have advanced to the next level and made your dream come true!
If you want to get hold of this Class A tat yourself, I notice there are a couple on American Ebay at the time of writing – Click here to see if any are available.
In other news, we’ve completed two more episodes of Tech Dump which should be online fairly soon. One features stunning animation from Harry Partridge, whilst the other has a man with something stuck to his face. You can’t say we don’t cater for all audiences.
The All-New Website Show
Posted by Ashens on February 5, 2010 at 21:02 pm
As you will have noticed unless you’re the least observant creature to have ever drawn breath, I’ve moved this site over to Wordpress and it all looks better. In fact, this is the first time ashens.com has worked properly in last 4 years!
Possibly some things will be broken or otherwise not working properly. Drop me a line using the CONTACT link at the top of the page if you’re suffering such imperfection.
(Also, I’ve finally phased out all references to the original “Birdhouse” site name. It’s a bit like when Action Force became G.I. Joe.)
Filed Under: Site news
Thank you for calling
Posted by Ashens on February 4, 2010 at 14:11 pm
Tech Dump Episode 3 online already? It’s a non-Christmas miracle!
Also! I’m quoted in this month’s Loaded magazine in a short article about rip-off tat. Ram your eyeballs up against this if you’d like to see a scan.
And there’s more!
Posted by Ashens on February 1, 2010 at 13:52 pm
They’re still making POP Stations. I don’t know how old this one was though, as they’ve modelled it after something that’s been obsolete for years…
And here’s an announcement video I made for Tech Dump. It features 100% more garage than most of my videos!
