Cinderella 2000
Posted by ashens | Posted in Trailers | Posted on 19-01-2010
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1977, Directed by Al Adamson
Oh no! Evil Space Moustache Overlord has outlawed sex! Better sing a few songs and dress up as rabbits, then. That’ll sort things out.
This is certainly the only musical-comedy-sci-fi-softcore-porn retelling of Cinderella I’ve ever heard of. Pity it looks so unamusing, although a lot of that may be down to the incredibly boring voice-over bloke.
Sadly “Hollywood’s Newest Discovery” Catharine Erhardt wasn’t discovered very successfully, as she only appeared in one more film and a single episode of LA Law. But she did star in the infamously perverse porno-horror Through the Looking Glass, so that’s something to tell her grandchildren when they’re over 18.
Favourite bit: The haircuts.
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This had so much potential, they could have had a cyber-Cinderella.
“Cinderellla 2000 is a story of a girl in the future who falls in love with a legend and makes love the national past-time” By doing it with the pink balloon you see right here.
If it was made between the 50s & the 70s & involved any kind of horror or sci-fi, it was embarassing & abysmal.
wouldn’t banning sex cause the human race to be extinct?
This has to be the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life.
I’ve lost all hope for humanity now.