Oh no, not a Devil’s Nightmare! That’s the very worst kind of nightmare!
So we have a combination of priests, creepy gap-toothed men, heavily made-up succubi and people drowning in gold dust. And a lot of silence with not much happening. Let’s face it – all we really have is an incredibly dull trailer for a badly dubbed French film.
Favourite bit: “If you helped me a little, instead of staring like that!”
IMDB LINK
Posted by ashens | Posted in Trailers | Posted on 13-01-2008
1
AKAAngel Warriors 2
1971, Directed by Michael Levesque
Disappointingly the ‘wheels’ mentioned in the title refer to motorcycles, not rollerblades.
A gang of bikers turn into werewolves after encountering some kind of devil-worshipping sect. And… That’s about it, really. It does what it says on the tin, I suppose.
According to the voice-over chap this is “The most unusual and exciting horror motorcycle film yet made”. But near the end, he says it’s the first horror motorcycle film ever made. It’s not difficult to make the most unusual and exciting movie in a genre when it’s the only example! They could equally say it’s the longest, the shortest, the crappiest…
Favourite bit: The werewolf riding the motorbike near the end.
IMDB LINK
Posted by ashens | Posted in Trailers | Posted on 23-07-2007
0
1975, Directed by William Girdler
Asylums are bad enough as it is, but asylums of Satan? They’re the worst kind!
Recycled footage and dull love scenes water down this trailer considerably. I can’t help feeling that the music is far too funky – “Funky Asylum of Satan” would be a better title, though.
Not-quite-cameos: One of the police-types running around near the end looks a bit like Columbo, and the false-bearded demonic psychiatrist sounds exactly like Agent Smith from the Matrix.
Favourite bit: The face of the Devil Beast near the end. They really weren’t trying too hard, were they?
IMDB LINK